Corporate Adventures
I work in a maze. The map is not helping. Thank God for friendly people!
Do I work with polar bears? It’s effing FREEZING!
Old man in the cafe asked me why I’m eating Healthy Choice. Ummm…because I’m making a healthy choice?
As Kant said in his Critique of Pure Reason, the dove who flies throughout the sky thinks to itself how much more free it might be without the resistance of air. But what would happen if we took the air away? It is the resistance which makes its flight possible.
said by my philosophy of religion professor on the last day of class; it really struck me. (via tunaandthenarddog)
Wow. Your philosophy professor just perfectly described the relationship between my sister, dad, and I.
(via newnero)
Source: imakenicebuns
New Blog
So a while back I wrote about organizing this blog because even I found it to be too scattered for my own understanding. Clearly I never got around to it. That’s because (a) I’ve been working all kinds of weird hours at my part-time job, and (b) when I haven’t been doing that, I’ve been occupied with my full-time job search. Well, now that I’ve managed to find myself a full-time job that I will be starting in a week, I’m feeling a lot more like writing and sharing.
However, whenever I attempt to write on this blog, I just don’t feel like it. Maybe with all the changes that have taken place in my life over the last few months, this blog just doesn’t fit anymore.
So I’m switching to a new blog. Same old me, some old men, some new men, and hopefully with better writing. Enjoy: Spaces in My Heart.
Men aren’t stupid, and you don’t need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here’s the only rule you need: if a man loves you, he will do anything he can to keep you around. Anything.
(via datebynumbers)
Source: nothinggbutlovee
Next time some moron tells me he doesn’t do “that,” I’m going to slap a hardcopy of this against his stupid face.
(via playfullyseductive)
Source: slowlysuckme
You Know What Drives Me Absofuckinglutely Nuts??
Every fucking company and their grandparents are hiring “managers” and “senior managers” and “directors” and blah blah blah. No one seems to be hiring associate level people. WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!! I’m just about to start applying to jobs I’m grossly under qualified for.
If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather. Try to understand the blackness, lethargy, hopelessness, and loneliness they’re going through. Be there for them when they come through the other side. It’s hard to be a friend to someone who’s depressed, but it is one of the kindest, noblest and best things you will ever do.
Stephen Fry (via now-in-glorious-technicolor)
And don’t say “don’t be sad” or “stop crying”, either
(via ceasesilence)
(via newnero)
Q:I met a girl visiting from Dallas on Halloween night! I was quite surprised that she'd even come here at this time of year, since it's getting quite chilly! Anyway, there's a chance that I'll be going to Texas sometime in the near future to see Mr. Johnson -- fancy meeting up??
That would be LOVELY! Please do let me know.
Source: adderallday
Uninspiration
I feel 150% uninspired. About everything. And one man in particular is not helping the situation.
I just don’t get men.
he appeared in my dream. BIG DEAL right?! Not really, but when you were on the brink of forgetting someone and they pop into a dream, it pretty much puts you back at square one.
Oh…Joy
Source: whyimsingle
